The Weatherman

(Laura Åkerblom)

We've all been caught in the rain and, at some point in our lives, most of us have gone from looking great to looking like drowned rats very fast. The story in these lyrics happened to a very close friend of mine (a version of it) and I couldn't stop laughing. Which just got her even more upset. Which made me laugh even more.

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Intro Yeah, so… Remember you said it’d all be just fine? Suggesting we go out for drinks and unwind Remember you said it’d be warm and dry? Make the most of this weather, you said, dress up nice Chorus Don’t trust the weatherman Don’t trust the weatherman Don’t trust his perfect hair Don’t trust the weatherman Verse 1 Pointing here and pointing there Smiling like an ad for dental care Waff’lin on ‘bout a solar flare Sayin’ summertime’s in the air Chorus Don’t trust the weatherman Don’t trust the weatherman Don’t trust his sex appeal Don’t trust the weatherman Verse 2 Planned my outfit round your spiel Cashmere skirt, stiletto heels Brand new blouse in gorgeous teal The weather’s gonna be ideal Chorus Don’t trust the weatherman Don’t trust the weatherman Don’t trust that Colgate smile Don’t trust the weatherman Verse 3 I really trusted you last night You and your met office satellite Now this may sound impolite But what the fuck, you peace of shite? Chorus You just can’t trust the weatherman Can’t trust the weatherman Even if he looks like Michael Caine No, you just can’t trust the weatherman Verse 4 Yeah I’m upset, gotta complain Last night you said it wouldn’t rain And that was an outrageous claim I got soaked and you’re to blame Chorus Don’t trust the weatherman Don’t trust the weatherman Even if he looks like Kurt Cobain XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX X XXX XX XXXXXX XX XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXX XXXX X XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XX XXXXXXXX XXXXX X XXXX XXXX XXXXXX XX XXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXX XXX X XXX XXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXX XXX XX XX XXXXX XXX XX XX XXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX XXX XXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXX XX XXXX XXXXXXX XX XXXX XXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXX XXXX XXXX XX XXXXXXXX XXX XX X XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXX XXX XXX XX XX XXXXXX XXXX XXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXX XX XXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXX