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Satirical song lyrics about the ideology of 'trickle-down' economics and the flawed defensive political arguments they often tend to try and make to defend it.

Ever been friends with someone then one day you both decide you want to be more than that? This song depicts the requisites for this type of love from a womans perspective

The end of mankind hinges on the piety of a single man as a demon attempts to seduce him into its service. A song about temptation and how easy it is to lose yourself when you sacrifice in its name.

Sometimes breakups happen abruptly and are anything but mutual, and so the person left is resolved to get their lover back. This is a song about that. "If I gave you flowers" was just a line in my head all day. I couldn't go to sleep until I wrote this song. I'm really happy with the way it turned out, especially the chorus. I think the wording throughout is very clever.

A humorous lyrical parody of Mark Knopler's (from Dire Strait's glorious) original classic "The Sultans of Swing". PLEASE NOTE: Since these lyrics are a parody (i.e. a humorous immatation) of the original song, The Sultans of Swing, any 3rd party acquiring a license of these lyrics WILL ALSO require explicit permission and license from the individual, artist, or copyright holding company of the original song's lyrics and/or music owner if its intended use is for any commercial, promotional, or advertisement purposes.