Drunk as a skunk

(Alan Evans)

A drunken mix-up

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I was drunk beyond the limit when I called you up at home begging you to come on over didn't know it was your sister on the phone woke up this morning hungover both hands squeezing my sore head found my knees giving you a squeeze but it was your sister in my bed she said that I invited her over when I was drunk right off my head what had I done remembered none but she was naked in my bed what can I say when here she lay covered in nothing but a sheet couldn't understand when I tried to stand but couldn't find my feet I was drunk as a skunk is all I can say you'll sure say that's no excuse at all all the while your sister did smile looked like she'd had a ball you went off in a huff left me feeling rough thought I'd have a drink or two XXXX XXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XXXX X XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXXX X XXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXX XX XXX XXXXX X XXX XXX XX XXXX X XXXXXXX XX XXXXXX XXXXX XX XX XXXXXX XXXX XX XXX XXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XX XX X XXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXXX XXXX X XXXXXX XXX XX XX XXXX XXXXXXX XXX XX XXXX XX XXXX XXXXXX XXXX XX XXX XXXX XXXXXX XX XXX XXXXX

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