Drunk as a skunk

(Alan Evans)

A drunken mix-up

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I was drunk beyond the limit
when I called you up at home
begging you to come on over 
didn't know it was your sister on the phone

woke up this morning hungover
both hands squeezing my sore head
found my knees giving you a squeeze
but it was your sister in my bed

she said that I invited her over
when I was drunk right off my head
what had I done remembered none
but she was naked in my bed

what can I say when here she lay
covered in nothing but a sheet
couldn't understand when I tried to stand
but couldn't find my feet

I was drunk as a skunk is all I can say
you'll sure say that's no excuse at all
all the while your sister did smile 
looked like she'd had a ball

you went off in a huff left me feeling rough
thought I'd have a drink or two
then that feeling came over I wasn't feeling sober
that's when I tried calling you

she slipped into my bed while I was off my head
I promise it wasn't meant to be
didn't know it was your sis but couldn't resist
what she was doing to me

I was drunk beyond the limit
when I called you up at home
begging you to come on over 
didn't know it was your sister on the phone
© Alan Evans 2018