Rip Me a New One
Brain farts happen. A song about a day you never really ever want to have happen to you. Hopefully you've not gone thru this (very often).
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V1
Every now and then – while at work you’ll have a brain fart.
Your boss can choose to let it slide – or he can tear you apart.
Well today I had my brain fart – and there’ll be a price to pay.
There’s no way he’ll let this slide – he’s gonna have his saaaaay.
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He’s gonna rip me a new one – there’s no way I’ll get a pass.
He’s gonna rip me a new one – and he’s gonna do it with no class.
What should be done in private – will be for all to see.
He’s gonna rip me a new one – and it’s gonna be – downright ugly.
V2
Yes I screwed up – I did it wrong – and I haven’t fixed it yet.
But did he really have to post it – all over the internet?
Give me a chance – to do it right – and get the job all done.
Before you lose it – blow a cork – and rip me a new one.
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Bridge
Rip, rip, rip, rip - rip me a new one – as you stand there and block the door.
Rip, rip, rip, rip - rip me a new one – like so many times before.
Rip, rip, rip, rip - rip me a new one – like it’s gonna teach me a lesson.
Rip, rip, rip, rip - rip me a new one – it’s just another beat down session.
V3
Rip me a new one – in public – spew out all your aggravation.
Rip me a new one – in public – take away all my motivation.
There’s gotta be - a better way – to correct the wrong I’ve done.
So take a chill pill – mellow out some – before you rip me a new one.
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Finale
He’s gonna rip me a new one!
He’s gonna rip me a new one!
He’s gonna rip me a new one!
© Dave Bryan 2020
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