The Food Chain

(Lastrellpoet LRP)

This piece is just something silly, zany, and hilarious. Was at work hungry and ready for lunch, what you are about to read, perform, or sing to yourself was the result of that.

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I need a cheeseburger, You cant go to the club….Turkey And drink Because I need a cheeseburger. You gonna get toasted….Penne, That’s what I told her/ Cause I need me a cheeseburger. Heard a motherfucker jump up, Scream Hot Dog, I said hell naw Torta, I need me a cheeseburger. Dem mofos tried to put me on a submarine, I said I'm too Doughie, Like fresh bread from the Deli, I don’t want no damn peanut butter and jelly. I need me a got damn cheeseburger. Who wants to slider (slide her) Some beef, I told her imma cold cut, But Rue-ben on the trail, Fuckin with those fish eggs and snails, She might be hustling for that philly Cheese-in on the scene, I said Madame you Croqued, Got something stuck in your throat Bitch don’t touch me cause I’m too dope. I’m bout to kick you in the ass With my boot As long as Frank furter (Foot-her) the bill, Don’t you bother me Cause I’mma bout to get me a motherfuckin cheeseburger. Then I’m food fasten I shall not go no further Say something back, I’ll fry you in French cut Let the lyrical battle commence Your bowels got you in a thinking man’s stance From past tents eating by the fence tryna make dollars and cents You can get this menu for a dollar My boy Chris Aunt (Croissant) would try to do you greasy Black eye P, would TGI you on Friday in Olive’s Garden Then bust your Adams Apple B I been raising Canes, and Ole Dogs Guys that Pop-eyes And Boys that put you Churches (Church’s) Waving goodbye to your squad. I been rhyming this hard, since Golden Skillet Wendy gave a King a burger, I rang that bell on her taco, She had a Dunkin So as you may suspect I do nut, Wrestling around like UFC, she got the whole bucket no XXX XXX XX XXX XXXX XX XXX XXXX XX XXXXX XX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXX XXXX X XXX X XXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXX X XXXXXXX XXXX XXX XXX XXX XXX XXXXX XX X XXXXXX XXXX XXX XX XXX XXXX XX XXX XXXXXXX XX XXX X XXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XX XXXX XX XXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXX X XXX XXX XXXX X XXX XXX XXX XXXX XX XXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXX XXX XX XXX XXXXX XX XXXXX XX XXXX XX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XX XXXXX XXXXXXXX XX XXXX XXX XXXX XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXX X XXXXX XXXXX XX XXXX XXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXX XXX XX XXXX XX XXXXX XXX XXX XX XXXXXXXX XXX X XXX X XXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXX XX XXX XXX XXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XX XXX XXXXX XXXX XX X XXXXXX XXXX XX XXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXX XX XXX XX XXX XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXX X XXXX XXXX XXXXXXX XX XXXXXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXXX XXXX XXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXX XXXXXX X XXXXXXX XXXX XXXX X XXXX XXXXXXX

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