Green Drapes or Blue
A rap for the nagging woman…
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Green drapes or blue
I don’t have a bloody clue
can't you see I am watching the game
I am not nodding cause I approve
this ad is so wicked
I am smiling cause it has this smoking hot dame.
Can’t live with the things I hate about you
Can’t live without the things I love about you.
Leave me be woman
when you are around
my friends are quiet as heaven
just let me have these couple of hours
when the game is done
all the time after that will be ours
stop being a pain be a dear
don’t go cooking any of your specials
my hommies and I are filling up on wings and beer
go chat with your friends
run a bath, slip into something that is cut real low
and ready yourself for the post-game show
cause when the game is done
that is when I like to score
just don’t nag me anymore.
Can’t live with the things I hate about you
Can’t live without the things I love about you.
Feet off the table
leave the seat down
don’t burp too loud
can’t fart and feel proud
am I your man or your pooch
but when I see you smile
all my bitching goes dry
every thing stops to matter but you
your smile makes me believe, makes me fly
you seem like that girl in the ad
and then you open your mouth
and it all goes south
and we are back, back to this losing game
you are the warden, and I am in a cell
seven seconds of heaven and a lifetime of nagging hell
I better stop dreaming
it is tough to act like everything you say I hear
it is going to be a long night
let me open another beer
why lie, there ain’t gonna be any scoring tonight
who against his woman has ever won a fight.
Can’t live with the things I hate about you
Can’t live without the things I love about you.
if you don’t want to see me walk out of that door
then please baby please, don’t nag me anymore.
© Praveen Vava 2021
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