Frau Eitel und Herr Schlau

(Ralf Schuler)

Zorn-Rap, Böse-Rock, Auskotz-Song

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Grüß sie Gott, Frau Eitel, Grüß sie Gott, Herr Schlau, wir sind hier auf nem Meeting und wissen nicht genau worum’s hier geht, worum sich‘s dreht nur eins ist immer richtig: Wer hier sitzt, ist very, very wichtig. Naja. Ich denk noch Was’n Blödsinn, was labert der da bloß? Da nickt die Eitel schon und Schlau der findet’s groß ein Lächeln ist der Lohn für so viel Schleim und Heuchelei. Frau Eitel kommt ins Schwärmen Gut geölt geht’s aufwärts - da kann man noch viel lernen Naja In Büro, Bahn und Behörden, im Flugzeug, auf dem Amt, beim Doktor, in der Hotline und auch sonst im ganzen Land trifft man die Wichser, Fixer, Trixer, Täuscher dreiste Deppen, Drängler, Blender, Ätzer, Fetzer, Nerver, Halsabschneider, Dämlichquatscher, Ölabscheider, Kiffer, Siffer, Arschgesichter, Trödler, Garnichts-Raffer, Schläger, Feger, Miefer, Piefer, Mascara, Lipgloss, Stöckelschuh, Schön im Anzug, blöd im Hirn, Fallensteller, Muskelschweller, Zechenpreller und Versteller Immerzu. Außer Du. Naja. Eskalierer und Verlierer, Bio-Esser, Geld-Vergesser, Hamm wa nich und gab’s noch nie, Ökos, Kinderschläger, Aktenträger, galante Schwätzer, Dauer-Ketzer und Zersetzer, schöne Färber, Spielverderber, Machos, Faschos, Dummbos, Friedenstauben, Tolerante und Verwandte, blinder Fuchs und dumme Kuh, Landschaftsgärtner, Eisbärwärter, Rumlavierer, Wandbeschmierer Überall und immerzu. Gute Menschen, Böseblicker, Ärsche-Kriecher, Kinderficker, Alleswisser und Verpisser, Träumer, Asylanten, Bummelanten, schräge Tanten, XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXXX XXXX XXX XXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXX XX XXX XXXXX XXX XXXXXX XXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXX XXX XXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXX XXXX XX XX XXXXXXXX XXXXX XX XXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXXX XX XXX XX XXXXXX XXXXX XXXX XXXXX XXX XXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXX XXX XX XXX XX XXX XX XXXXX

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