No One Call The Feds

(Rupert Webb)

The singer is a woman who is in an abusive relationship, but is determined that it’s her fault and that no-one should overreact as her man is a good guy deep down.

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I’m watching you For any little sign that all’s not fine I’m not inclined To spoil your mood and watch it all unwind I shouldn’t wallow in false sympathy You work so hard for all you give me Perhaps I’ve been a fool I’m sure you’ll put me right if I’ve broken any rules While you were out I cleaned the house and made the beds I know you love me loads and want to be with me forevs You’re only scary when you’re cross. No one will end up dead! I know that it will all work out, so no one call the Feds I guess it’s true That I’m emotionally suffocating you I know you anger quickly So I’m sorry that I wound you up so much you had to hit me You only want to go and see your friends It’s not your fault they misbehave and never seem to make amends One day I’ll be more perfect It’s thanks to you and all your efforts to protect When you’re out I’ll clean the house and make the beds Perhaps that way you’ll love me more and want to be with me instead Perhaps that way you’ll scare me less and I won’t end up dead I’m sure that it will all work out, so no one call the Feds

© Rupert Webb 2019

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