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[Verse 1]
Woke up to the sun in my face,
And I didn't have trouble getting out of bed,
Walked out to the portico and give my dog a good gaze,
Rub him up, belly to head,
It's 2023, covid ain't a threat,
And I heard nobody I know is dead,
I ain't had a tough life, relatively easy,
Mind been a little bitch, but my thoughts quantitively easing,
Stress got me losing my hair,
But if it didn't life wouldn't be fair,
To those I fucked over,
I'm glad I got fucked over,
Life taught me to not be an asshole,
It taught not to wake past four,
For a person who's glitter and flowers,
Now I'm sleeping fitter hours.
[Chorus]
Woke up a little less sad today,
That kinda progress ain't bad buddy,
The odds are in my favor today,
I don't have a care in the world, it's a whatever day!
[Verse 2]
It's time to pull some dicks out, unfuck the world,
Maybe catch herpes when I cunt-suck a girl,
I feel top of the world, I don't need to get high or booze-up,
Got tired of having no bitches so adopted another dog-girl,
Everyone's got a heart of stone,
But you know diamonds are better than gold,
Maybe I'll make my first dollar today,
I'mma go around town hollerin' everybody,
Make new friends and meet the president just to take his place,
I used to be a class clown but nobody'll be making fun of this face,
Today's bout to be my day,
Imma make today my bitch so it'll go my way or the highway.
[Chorus]
Woke up a little less sad today,
That kinda progress ain't bad buddy,
The odds are in my favor today,
I don't have a care in the world, it's a whatever day!
© Vivek Anand 2023
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