Kleptomaniac Jack

(Melanie Thompson)

There is always a reason why people do bad things. And it's never their own fault. Blame it on your pain. That seems to work best when you are confronted with the consequences of your action. It worked for me. Then I grew up.

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Verse 1. Pack of gum. Cigarettes. Candy bar. No regrets. Underwear. Pair of socks. Take the shirt with polka dots. Music mag. Swipe a pen. Need more ink. Then take ten. Everywhere that you go, hit another high plateau. Chorus. Kleptomaniac Jack wants it all. Kleptomaniac Jack what a haul! Kleptomaniac Jack he's a theft. But underneath, he's a really nice guy. Verse 2. Break a lock. Look around. In the house not a sound. Go upstairs. Find a gun. Need some bullets. This is fun! There's a watch and a ring. Golden chain. Bling. Bling. Everywhere that you go, feeling good. More vertigo. Chorus. Kleptomaniac Jack wants it all. Kleptomaniac Jack what a haul! Kleptomaniac Jack he's a theft. But underneath, he's a really nice guy. Bridge. Everybody has a quirk. Everyone has a way. Something different makes you special. There's a reason why we stray. See a doctor if you want to. Set aside time today. Use the trauma of your childhood. Just a victim, so they say. Verse 3. Take the gun stop a truck. Passenger, What the fuck? Hit the gas. Watch the light. Go two blocks. Take a right. Body shop. Up ahead. Have a beer with a friend. Everywhere that you go, making money to-and-fro. Chorus. Kleptomaniac Jack wants it all. Kleptomaniac Jack what a haul! Kleptomaniac Jack he's a theft. But underneath, he's a really nice guy. Verse 4. In the bed with a girl. Nutting like a squirrel. Footsteps in the hall. Her man is super tall. Leave your pants. Leave your shoes. The dude is in a mood. Everywhere that you go, it's tippy tippy-toe. Chorus. Kleptomaniac Jack wants it all. Kleptomaniac Jack what a haul! Kleptomaniac Jack he's a theft. But underneath, he's a really nice guy.

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