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Lock down, stay home, cover your cough or sneeze! Cabin fever, stir crazy, church services in your p.j.'s. Power hungry mayors and governors making crazy rules, yellow taped off areas in the middle of Wally World. Hoping and praying how soon it ends.

If you've not worked for this guy, count yourself blessed. As a side note 2 years after I wrote this I was re-assigned to this guy again and he'd completely changed his attitude and management style. New tricks for the old dog. We're still friends now to this day.

This song was inspired by a tweet sent out by a co-worker after a particularly bad day. Chocolate and its restorative powers fixes many things, but not this particular day.

Brain farts happen. A song about a day you never really ever want to have happen to you. Hopefully you've not gone thru this (very often).

A humorous lyrical parody of Mark Knopler's (from Dire Strait's glorious) original classic "The Sultans of Swing". PLEASE NOTE: Since these lyrics are a parody (i.e. a humorous immatation) of the original song, The Sultans of Swing, any 3rd party acquiring a license of these lyrics WILL ALSO require explicit permission and license from the individual, artist, or copyright holding company of the original song's lyrics and/or music owner if its intended use is for any commercial, promotional, or advertisement purposes.