The Laxative Rap

(Ahjay Stelino)

A rap about a great product that helps smooth out life’s tough moments :)

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VERSE 1 Life is constricted Feeling all bottled up There’s an obstruction I can’t make it happen Every move is painful Feeling like its frozen There’s only one thing That can help it push through CHORUS It’s a laxative Gets rid of everything Nothing’ll be held back It’s a laxative It’s all you’ll ever need Satisfaction guaranteed Yeah, a laxative Laxative, Aaaah VERSE 2 Guess we’ll need a wash down Get a good wipe out The floor will need a mop up The air will need a spray rub Get your best bleacher Turn up your extractor It’s gonna start real soon Gets your noses revved up CHORUS XXXXXX X XXXXXXXX XXXX XXX XX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXXX XXXX XXXXXX X XXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX X XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXX XXXX XXXX XX XXXXXX XXXX X XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXX XXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXX X XXXXXXXX XXXX XXX XX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XX XXXX XXXX XXXXXX X XXXXXXXX XXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXX XXXX XXXX XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXX X XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXX