The Laxative Rap
A rap about a great product that helps smooth out life’s tough moments :)
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In den Warenkorb
Wunschliste
VERSE 1
Life is constricted
Feeling all bottled up
There’s an obstruction
I can’t make it happen
Every move is painful
Feeling like its frozen
There’s only one thing
That can help it push through
CHORUS
It’s a laxative
Gets rid of everything
Nothing’ll be held back
It’s a laxative
It’s all you’ll ever need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Yeah, a laxative
Laxative, Aaaah
VERSE 2
Guess we’ll need a wash down
Get a good wipe out
The floor will need a mop up
The air will need a spray rub
Get your best bleacher
Turn up your extractor
It’s gonna start real soon
Gets your noses revved up
CHORUS
It’s a laxative
Gets rid of everything
Nothing’ll be held back
It’s a laxative
It’s all you’ll ever need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Yeah, a laxative
Laxative, Aaaah
BRIDGE
Don’t resist
Just give in
Better than a detox
It’ll help you slim down
Aaaah!
CHORUS
It’s a laxative
Gets rid of everything
Nothing’ll be held back
It’s a laxative
It’s all you’ll ever need
Satisfaction guaranteed
Yeah, a laxative
Laxative, Aaaah
© Ahjay Stelino 2017