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Your Milage May Vary (YMMV)

(Mike Dynamo)

This is a party rap song taken to the drunken maximum! It's about going out and having a great time with your boys to the point you care almost care more about dancing around in the club than meeting any women on your night out. It's all about being silly and celebretory and also very drunk. Your Mileage May Vary is a Las Vegas strip club slang for how the quality of a situation may be worse or amazing depending on the dancer or the person involved.

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VERSE 1

Happy birthday to me and my homies 
Tonight we party like we did as tenderonies 
Thank god we took time to oust all the phonies
No time wasted laying the smacketh down on jabronies
HEY!
Mackaroni
Ladies you don't know me
But I spent half my rent on flasks to carry on me
So head to the bar, come back with only sodie
And we all can get tipsy, low key, for free
Love me...
I came here for the dancing
Use the shake of my pelvis for romancing
Use the nape of her neck for taste testing
Use the baste of our sweat to flavor memories
The ones we keep anyway
I'm fucking on one
Low class, making out on the dance floor
But we ain’t getting out of here, cause my song's on
Stop the lip lock and connect with my motion!
Raaah

CHORUS (drunkenly sung)

We’re not out to save the world
Tonight we just wanna get loaded.
Treat my money like a bd father and 
Abandon it at the strip club

Gimme my drink and let me go
I’m gonna dance cause I fucking love it
Swing that ass over here
Swing that ass over here Party all night

VERSE 2

Happy birthday to me and my homies
Wouldn’t be caught dead where the women are bony
In fact… I like ones that take care of themselves
That means they’re usually in bed by 12, but it’s alright
Fish jump in boat tonight
Probably because I’m using this dynamite
If all’s fair in love and war
It shouldn’t matter that I paid the DJ to say I’m Kendrick Lamar’s...
Older brother
Can only lie so much
Most of us stay stuck in the world we can touch
The most honest things I’ll ever say
Are still the most existential 
And any time I talk to women about lifting weights
Do you lift sis?
What’s your favorite exercise
Those Barbell Denims still so tight around your thighs
Let me request LMFAO
And buy you a shot.
For each squat! squat! squat! squat! squat! squat!! EVERYBODY

CHORUS (drunkenly sung)

We’re not out to save the world
Tonight we just wanna get loaded.
Treat my money like a bd father and 
Abandon it at the strip club

Gimme my drink and let me go
I’m gonna dance cause I fucking love it
Swing that ass over here
Swing that ass over here Party all night

BRIDGE (very drunkenly sung)

I just want to---
Keep on moving---
If I--- gotta do it alone
I don’t care
This is my song ah ah ah yeah

© Mike Dynamo 2020

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