Suburban Boy Scout
I always wanted to be a Girl Scout. I never got the chance though. The organization wasn't available where I lived.
However, The Boy Scouts were. My brother was a Boy Scout. These lyrics are not meant in any way to shade The Boy Scouts. Just the opposite. Without The Boy Scouts my brother would have more than likely ended up in prison or dead.
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Verse 1.
Worms in my brain.
Feeling no pain.
Disconnected.
My thoughts leaking out.
I took my meds.
If not, you'd be dead.
Protected.
I have no doubt.
PlayStation Five
keeps me alive.
Rejected.
The school tossed me out.
My Fender Strat.
I'm pounding E flat.
Perfected.
Suburban Boy Scout.
Chorus.
Badges of Honor
with every cut.
Bloody blue ribbons
with every stunt.
Beat up the homeless.
Get a high score.
Post it on Facebook.
You can do more.
Verse 2.
I hate the cat.
The cat ate the rat.
Dissect it.
Trash and then bounce.
Hey little boy.
Want a new toy?
Inspect it.
Buy a half ounce.
Keys in the car.
Won't go too far.
Wreak it.
Earn some street clout.
Out in the woods
to bury the goods.
Collect it.
Suburban Boy Scout.
Chorus.
Badges of Honor
with every cut.
Bloody blue ribbons
with every stunt.
Beat up the homeless.
Get a high score.
Post it on Facebook.
You can do more.
Bridge.
We're no goody-goody goofs.
You tools.
We're no tooty-tooty fruits.
You fools.
We are gore
and cringe
and wrath.
We are hate
and crime.
Outcasts.
Verse 3.
Troupe six six six.
Out for just kicks.
Announce it.
Tell all your friends.
Don't be a slave.
Conform and behave.
Denounce it.
We recommend.
Come to the park
late after dark.
Swear it.
And we'll let you in.
Be a new breed.
Recite the creed.
Dare it.
Follow the trend.
Chorus.
Badges of Honor
with every cut.
Bloody blue ribbons
with every stunt.
Beat up the homeless.
Get a high score.
Post it on Facebook.
You can do more.
© Melanie Thompson 2024