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Verse 1.
I was grilling some steaks
on my new barbeque.
My neighbor brought cake
and a 12-pack of brew.
The score at half-time,
Spurs were winning by two.
Then my ex sent a text
with an emoji BOO-HOO :(
Chorus.
When the crazy comes out,
leave it alone.
When the crazy comes out,
for God's sake don't answer your phone.
When the crazy comes out,
a number of things could go wrong.
When the crazy comes out,
be strong,
say you're gone,
hit a bong,
write a song.
Oh shit!
Ding-dong.
The crazy came out.
Verse 2.
I was helping my dad
paint the walls in his den.
We were laughing and joking.
It was a quarter pass ten.
An email was sent
from my ex to my cell.
I tapped without thinking.
It read, "HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL" :(
Chorus.
When the crazy comes out,
leave it alone.
When the crazy comes out,
for God's sake don't answer your phone.
When the crazy comes out,
a number of things could go wrong.
When the crazy comes out,
be strong,
say you're gone,
hit a bong,
write a song.
Oh shit!
Ding-dong.
The crazy came out.
Bridge.
An iPhone is fun.
Even Crazies have one.
A tool that they use
to harass.
An Android is cool.
But don't be a fool.
Block every ex
from your past.
Verse 3.
On a work slash vacation,
in an expensive hotel,
I was watching some porn.
I remember it well.
A pop-up appeared.
My ex had sent me an App.
When I hit it, a laser
blew up my nut sack :)
Chorus.
When the crazy comes out,
leave it alone.
When the crazy comes out,
for God's sake don't answer your phone.
When the crazy comes out,
a number of things could go wrong.
When the crazy comes out,
be strong,
say you're gone,
hit a bong,
write a song.
Oh shit!
Ding-dong.
The crazy came out.
© Melanie Thompson 2024
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