A Love Detective

(Melanie Thompson)

Need a Private Investigator? Not sure? Maybe these lyrics can help you decide. Here are a few WHO, WHERE, WHAT, WHEN, HOW and WHY situations where you would need to consult a P.I.

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Verse 1. 
 If your WHO goes out 
 in the middle of the night. 
 Some WHERE so dark, 
 scare away the very light. 
 And WHAT she does, 
 only does it out of sight. 
 You need a LOVE DETECTIVE.

 WHEN your man comes home 
 and he's quick to take a shower. 
 HOW his suit smells sweet, 
 but his breath smells sour. 
 WHY he feels so beat, 
 love with no horsepower. 
 You need a LOVE DETECTIVE.

Chorus.
 I'm in the book. Take a look.
 Listed under DREAMY EYES.
 I'm sensitive to the touch. 
 Unlike all the other SPIES. 
 Your fingerprints on my back, 
 hugs and kisses AUTHORIZED. 
 I'll pick you up. Say where,
 undercover, in DISGUISE.
 You need a LOVE DETECTIVE.

Verse 2. 
 Call your WHO at work 
 just to tell her that you miss her. 
 She is WHERE, you ask. 
 No one knows. You want to trace her.
 WHAT to do in case
 no one ever can replace her.
 You need a LOVE DETECTIVE.

 WHEN the bank pops up 
 says it needs a little money.
 HOW the check you wrote 
 bouncing higher than a bunny. 
 WHY the hell you're broke. 
 App is acting kinda funny. 
 You need a LOVE DETECTIVE.

Chorus.
 I'm in the book. Take a look.
 Listed under DREAMY EYES.
 I'm sensitive to the touch. 
 Unlike all the other SPIES. 
 Your fingerprints on my back, 
 hugs and kisses AUTHORIZED. 
 I'll pick you up. Say where,
 undercover, in DISGUISE.
 You need a LOVE DETECTIVE.

Verse 3.
 See your WHO downtown 
 and she's talking to a stranger. 
 Every WHERE you go 
 feel a threat, a sense of danger. 
 Wonder WHAT she'd do 
 with a gun, a knife, a razor. 
 You need a LOVE DETECTIVE.

 WHEN a kid shows up 
 says he wants to meet his daddy. 
 HOW he feels at home 
 never ever been so happy.
 WHY his trip was long, 
 wanting you to pay the cabbie.
 You need a LOVE DETECTIVE.

Chorus.
 I'm in the book. Take a look.
 Listed under DREAMY EYES.
 I'm sensitive to the touch. 
 Unlike all the other SPIES. 
 Your fingerprints on my back, 
 hugs and kisses AUTHORIZED. 
 I'll pick you up. Say where,
 undercover, in DISGUISE.
 You need a LOVE DETECTIVE.
© Melanie Thompson 2023